by Sykoskit February 5, 2021

by Comfirt May 17, 2021

by IC毛l3UR63R January 24, 2023

egg boi is a doode that you can laugh and joke around with and share things that you wouldn't be able to share with other people because you both are super weird, they are a genuinely nice/kind-hearted person even if they do seem awkward when you first approach them although uncommon it is worthwhile to find yourself an egg boi. also, the term egg boi doesn't fit one gender.
by Babushka__ July 20, 2020

A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
eggs a la victoria
-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011

by khoshi November 23, 2021

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2013
