David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

david brearley high school

a place where everyone wants to be from the hood and everyone thinks they’re all that but they’re not 😐.

Hey that guy is from David Brearley High School!
How do you know?
Look at his black air forces.

by Mikelovesyourmom March 29, 2022

David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.

David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple

by Bonququ October 18, 2012

david

The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.

(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)

by llVIU October 12, 2025

David Cameron

The most chad British PM ever.

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay

by Kralja June 4, 2024

David

A gay white boy who beats his meat to gay naruto hentai. You might see positive things about David but don’t be fooled by his gayness

Guy- u seen that little weird kid named David
Guy2- yea I saw him some gay ass shit

by Scammer boi January 11, 2019

David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022