April 16th

National send a titty pic day

It’s April 16th so send him a pic of your tits!

by Dagely April 15, 2023

No idiots April

U cannot talk with idiots

No idiots April u wont talk with an idiot

by Tuje February 2, 2019

April 17

April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.

On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.

by FreshlyCutTulips April 16, 2024

April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

April 7

Only the most sexiest, loud, energetic, and awesome people are born on this date. (can be caught dancing out of nowhere)

Wow, She’s so sexy I bet she was born on April 7th!

by sexy girl 08 August 18, 2021

April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

April 24th

Dominic day!

"hey did you hear April 24th is international r@pe day?"

"I bet Dominic will have fun"

by notdominic April 24, 2021