Playing Guild Wars

Dropping fake acid

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.

by Crypt999 August 28, 2022

Wool wars

A game made by Badboyhalo. A variant of skywars but you go build up because the floor is rising.

Want to play wool wars.

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021

war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023

War fish

1. A fish of War.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as a lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.

Person A: War Fish fear me!!
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Recess Wars

Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.

The recess wars are ending forever now!
The recess wars got a little to out of hand…

by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023

Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.

Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.

by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021

Hundred Years War

By all historical accounts, a war that began in 1350. It was a series of conflicts in Western Europe waged between the House of Plantagenet and its cadet House of Lancaster, the rulers of the Kingdom of England.

However, in contemporary social media (i.e. Youtube), it's become an internet gag used as a racial sterotype by the number 1350. 13/50. 13 % of American Americans are responsible for over (50%) of all crime.

Some spoon : "F*** my car just got stolen. Yes, he was black. Don't say it."

Some nub : "Hundred Years War"

Spoon: "..the f*ck?"

by DripDune May 23, 2021