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Rule 34 of music

If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.
Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.
by connorp04 September 5, 2018
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Musical Food

Food that makes you burp, sneeze, cough, fart, or have explosive diaria. Usually food like beans.
*Someone farts*

Bro wat da hell! You ripped a stank!

Sorry i ate some musical food
by FlippFloppy28 April 23, 2017
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Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
by Ewonyn April 2, 2017
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The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 20, 2011
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Que my music

Que my music is a term you say to others before you make a statement,hot take or argument.You use it to get others attention that’s why it’s important to say it out loud and not just mumble it.
Example:
Brochacho:Que my music!We all tappi’n Jessica Alba.
Riddler:Que my music!What’s brown and got three legs.Lebroonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
by Babbaiet September 5, 2025
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Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022
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music hopper

Liking multiple genres of music and listening to all of them at any given time (going from money trees by Kendrick to happiness is a butterfly by Lana in a matter of seconds)
Person 1: Ayo what kind of music do you like?
Person 2: I’m a music hopper, I don’t have a specific taste.

Oh yea I’m a total music hopper
by Coolkatlad1221 April 18, 2023
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