by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018
A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023
The crack break is the time of the day when it's a break, and you and your homies go outside of the school to smoke a fucking beautiful bag of crack. Usually, the teachers don't say anything and will grab their own bag of crack and smoke with you. The police, on the other hand, will try to steal all your crack for their own purposes, so be careful to not lose your genuine and imposing bag of crack.
by Crack Maniac March 02, 2020
by SwagJamesRaw March 02, 2012
When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.
by DarbyCrash69 October 07, 2023
My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.
by Tevan walker September 19, 2023