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Post Coming Out Era

The period of time we're currently in where everyone is so gay that no one comes out formally any more. You just know by their look and their actions.
"How did all of these makeup wearing clowns get their jobs in politics and business?"
"They took advantage of 'don't ask, don't tell' and 'don't say gay' and now we're in the Post Coming Out Era."
by Publius0987 October 18, 2025
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Post Jumpscare Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is the 10 minutes after a horrific jumpscare where nothing feels real and you are in a trance-like state.
Caseoh was experiencing Post Jumpscare Syndrome after a jumpscare in the horror game he was playing.
by Minnevan October 23, 2025
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Post Jump-Scare Syndrome

Having no emotion or reaction to anything 10 minutes following a jump-scare, leaving the victim completely unresponsive.
Chris R.: “Oh you have stage 5 PJS? What’s that mean?”

Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”
by r0se.m4ri October 23, 2025
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Kanye posting

similar to schizo posting,

a verb referencing the way Kanye west uses twitter, to post insane ramblings usually about minorities or conspiracy theories to their social media.

could also refer to general insane takes on social media, like the way Tyler, the Creator would post irredeemable takes to twitter back in the day. but in this instance it likely wasn't some sort of episode he was having, its probably just how bro was at the time.
i stopped liking him so much after i found out about all the kanye posting he did online.
by canopener4 October 24, 2025
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Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is used to describe the state of shock one enters after a 'jumpscare' (an abrupt scare which is unexpected, usually found in horror games/movies). Post Jumpscare Syndrome typically lasts for several minutes, at the most 5 minutes in total (by some accounts).
Mr. Case was playing a scary game then got jumpscared by a creepy figure, he then suffered from Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome.
by Vintage Cardinal October 25, 2025
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Post Cart Clarity

The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.

Synonym to Post Nut Clarity
“Hey man what’s wrong?”

“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”

“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”
by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025
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Post-Second-Date Phenomenon

The phenomenon of feeling hatred and disgust following a second date with someone. Typically, the first date goes really well: you feel excited at the potential of this suitor. However, when the second date comes along, you encounter an intrusive mental blockage that prohibits you from enjoying this experience any longer. Externally, there is no issue: the date is perfect on paper. However, when reflecting on the experience, you feel a retrospective sense of repulsion that can’t be attributed to any instance. Your internal sabotage taints the image of your date, halting any prospective relationship.
“I was really excited to go on a second date with this guy because the first date went so well, but it just ended and I feel so awful and gross! It was a totally normal time: what is wrong with me? What do you think happened?” “Girl, that’s the post-second-date phenomenon!”
by Coffee Micro November 3, 2025
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