headache brain

When you act like an idiot either directly before or after a nasty headache.

“Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn”

by Purslaypussy September 11, 2022

Brain Moment

1, An idea.

2, Brain fog.

OMG I JUST HAD A BRAIN MOMENT!

Ugh, sorry, Brain Moment.

by Krisdawaffle December 21, 2024

The Brain Blaster

When you’re dressed as jimmy neutron while you fuck her and yell out “Brain blast!” when you finish

“I bet you want The Brain Blaster tonight”

by JX10N June 30, 2025

drano brain

Meth users. Heavy users whose brains are so fried they should no longer be considered members of the human race.

Tom and Sally now belong in the drano brain class of non humans.

by CoolLiving November 24, 2017

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

The Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion

The Bird Brain "Glorious" rebellion was a attempted rebellion by the Bird Brain "Glorious" to create a better Bird Brain Empire. The leader of this rebellion, Toybvnn, thought it would be a great idea to rebel from their country because "it wasn't talked about anymore." She insulted the empire, calling them toxic & idiots, thinking they wouldn't care. The leader of the Bird Brain Empire, Sinister, found out about this rebellion and demanded them to stop, especially considering that they're trying to make fun of what Sinister created. They didn't listen to this warning, trying to attack. They never attacked but the Bird Brains attacked by sending a raid to these rebels. A few hours after this raid happened, the rebel leader officially surrendered, making a half-assed apology on the situation.

(i can't think of an example sentence at the moment for the Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion)

by estonian.empireballs June 17, 2023

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010