Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018

Acustic Monkey

A person who is extremely autistic.
Things autistic monkeys say:

“I’m only into thiccies”
“Boy I’m in pursuit”
Things they do:

Burn a mechanical pencil shut.
Watch overwatch hentai in class.
Getting a 27 on a physics exam.
Giving out someone else’s food that they stole.
Doing nothing in physics class all year.

James is such an acustic monkey

by Teelawl August 4, 2018

Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot

-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey

by HoffAloff August 15, 2018

puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019

Ocean Monkeys

A derogatory term used against Hawaiians. Hawaiian version of sand nigger

These ocean monkeys ain't no different from sand niggers.

by Luzzzifer February 5, 2019

Drowning Monkey

When you ejaculate in a pool at a pool party.

Last Spring Break I performed the Drowning monkey and now i have a family of 12

by 8lack Magic September 15, 2018

Drowning the monkey

When one masterbates into a pool, in a pool or a body of water.

Bro I was totally drowning the monkey at the pool party and got like 12 chicks pregnat!!

by JTimes September 15, 2018