The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.

"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"

by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014

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rusty finger brush

The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams

My wife loves my rusty finger brush. The rustier the better.

by loverofallthingsrusty September 20, 2015

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Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand

Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!

by TornadoGordo September 1, 2017

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Middle finger swagger

A type of swagger which exhibits a certain kind of boldness, bordering on cockiness. Middle finger swagger often involves profanely disrespecting authority figures in a lax, casual way. Middle finger swagger is typically vulgar to be deliberately offensive, to challenge the status quo. Middle finger swagger is often associated with punk rock. Most notably, the term was used by a critic to describe the most recent album by The Dirty Nil, Fuck Art.

Adam Feibel wrote in Exclaim! "Fuck Art is pure escapism. Their third album has the kind of punched-up confidence and middle finger swagger that says they don't intend to be underdogs for much longer.

by Unconventionally fucked March 6, 2021

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