David

There’s always one person named David in your friend group. Yeah well that guy looks like a sloth and probs go marcellin

G david , yea fuck u hehe

by user2838478219923 November 22, 2021

David

David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.

Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.

by ItsBathy November 27, 2022

David

David is a very sexy nigga who pulls all the chicks he also pulls your mum and dad

David.. hes so sexy

by Yourmum63 November 23, 2021

david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david

“you look like a david”

by ollieooop March 16, 2024

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

Davide

Davide Is a looking big sgrodolo, beautiful and very smart. It Is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player you've ever seen. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him so please go on your bed pick up your phone e start now this sgrogno anime.

ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic

by NateSawyer November 26, 2021

David kanker

when your fiora ints your lane and you tilt out of the game

Yesterday i pulled a david kanker because my team was bad

by cummasterchum May 8, 2020