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david

jocelyn....like literally nigga im not joking you bitch ass nigga, its jocelyn,
“ yo did you see david “
jocelyn

oh okay
by Dinero_D July 16, 2019
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freddie david

A kind loving person who always cares for others. Sometime soon he can be a bit of a know it all but is true at heart
Freddie David

is social cool and well known !
by Poppy 😍xxx January 19, 2018
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David Mckale

David Mckale is the best man alive and practically a god.
by Da-fish November 21, 2021
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David

Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.
Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
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David

A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
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David

If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches
girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps
by WomanWorker92 March 12, 2023
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david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david
by ollieooop March 16, 2024
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