Davide

A fucking hot latino guy that always listens to metal with his headphones.

Omg look at that boy! He is a Davide

by Mamynam November 23, 2021

David

Literally the Strongest person known to man Kind. David’s are always hench and spend most of the time at the gym

David is Hench

by TheRealNiggaLover November 23, 2021

David

gooner

David is such a gooner

by lalagyatt January 15, 2025

David

An Autistic Fag

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."

by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025

Davide Crapanzano

The man the myth the legend.

I am Davide Crapanzano

by dakedakebird January 23, 2025

David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.

I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.

by Kajaway January 24, 2025