This David is the only one he is a rare sight walking into shool eith his balenciaga s and his nandos ready meal
If you look carefully through a nnandos window David will be eating his spicy chicken wings
If you look carefully through a nnandos window David will be eating his spicy chicken wings
by Jason Fay 1992 November 23, 2019
Get the David cmug. Laughing too hard at your own joke. Over exaggerated frantic laughing at what you said when no one else laughed.
person telling story: laughs like a maniac
everyone else: silent
dude why is he laughing like that, it wasn't even that funny
yeah he's daviding pretty hard right now
everyone else: silent
dude why is he laughing like that, it wasn't even that funny
yeah he's daviding pretty hard right now
by DrMojojo November 27, 2023
Get the Davidingmug. A very intelligent and talented young man, a go-getter with a big heart for others. Selfless; he gives people many opportunities; he extends grace, for much was given to him as well. Hopeless romantic and passionate being that has not given up on love. David is a rare type of human. He is the type of person that while he knows you lie to him, he knows but chooses not to expose you in front of others because he sees no value in that. There are very few like him. David is a loyal individual that prioritizes serious relationships. He is also very talented in bed, for he is gifted in size and knows how to use it. He can make any woman crave him. Although he is quite the man he tends to keep to himself and stays humble. If you’ve found yourself a David don’t let him go. He will rock your world and cover you in love.
Friend 1: “I just want to meet my perfect man”
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)
by Some kind of wise guy July 5, 2022
Get the Davidmug. by BonerBoy69247 February 15, 2018
Get the David Andersenmug. David is my bf and the best one you could ever possibly want. He's so amazing and i love him wayyyyy too much, LOL. David if you're reading this, it's me. i love you David. <3
by anonymous November 23, 2022
Get the Davidmug. Davids are the sons of God. They are charming,Strong,Smart and tall.They will do everything to protect their loved ones.They will do everything to Destroy their enemies.They are the Heirs to earth.They need to follow the One David.
Three David for the Elven-Davids under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
by The One David May 16, 2018
Get the Davidmug. by Montombo May 2, 2018
Get the Davidmug.