1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
by Tommysaint November 1, 2007
Get the marble cake babymug. emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.
by mr lova lovaaa November 28, 2012
Get the emo rice cakesmug. The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
by Crashy873 October 4, 2016
Get the pocket paddy-cakemug. A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.
"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."
by ZbeckZ June 7, 2016
Get the wobbly crab cakemug. When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss
by Rampiddishwasher5200 May 20, 2021
Get the sloppy mud cakemug. Sweet Daddy Cakes is a way to describe one of the great tasting cakes made from DaddyCakes® multiple flavors of mixes. DaddyCakes has ten "Just Add Water" mixes and great syrups as well. Daddy Cakes are "Sweet" as in loving and goodness. "Daddy Cakes" is a licensed & registered trademark.
I used mix to make some deliciously sweet Daddy Cakes® cupcakes and then used the same mix and cooked up some unbelievable flapjacks! Sweet Daddy Cakes are simply the best for sharing with family and friends.
by Cake Maker Ex·tra·or·di·naire April 10, 2010
Get the Sweet Daddy Cakesmug. A google translate joke started by my friend, alternatively フットヘビーケーキ!!. This was supposed to say "UR just bad." This word is a synonym to "Git Gud," or "You're (just) bad."
by MixmasterHarris April 23, 2020
Get the FOOT HEAVY CAKEmug.