fuck monkey

a monkey that you fuck so that you can say you lost your vigintity

i have a fuck monkey

by Ashley is a faggot June 12, 2018

Monkey biz

Foolishness, Lack of good sense or jugdement

Homie: guu gu gaa ga
Homie#2: Stop all that monkey biz,and shut up.

by IAmLegendary June 15, 2018

monkey boss

One who has a title but only limited power

He is just a monkey boss in that department.

by Fjrguy June 21, 2018

Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018

Acustic Monkey

A person who is extremely autistic.
Things autistic monkeys say:

“I’m only into thiccies”
“Boy I’m in pursuit”
Things they do:

Burn a mechanical pencil shut.
Watch overwatch hentai in class.
Getting a 27 on a physics exam.
Giving out someone else’s food that they stole.
Doing nothing in physics class all year.

James is such an acustic monkey

by Teelawl August 4, 2018

Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot

-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey

by HoffAloff August 15, 2018

puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019