Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

by Mrppman April 28, 2020

Jakes mom

Biggest titted person in the world

Jakes mom has a big ass and tits

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 18, 2023

jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 09, 2018

Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.

Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.

by Racon Earbuds June 06, 2020

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023