A war on two fronts

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When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

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Fortnite war crime

"To use emotes sexually in the game fortnite."

Jason: some guy with the username viagraGod707 is doing fortnite war crimes again. Damian: Should we report his war criminal behavior?

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Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?

Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"

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Rain war

The game that only the stripper wins, Occurs When stupid rich niggas at the strip club - dude 1 catches feelings cuz the stage dancer went to dude 2 who was "makin it rain," and dude 1 throws more money up to show he's the bigger baller. Dude 2 catches feelings cuz the pole dancer went back to dude 1. This dude 2 must now make it rain harder.

Repeat ad ballerum/ad nauseum.

Man, straight rain wars at the club last night- Rick Ross and some local cat threw thirty fucking thousand at Scores, Smdh.

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Wars-Head

Another synonym for a huge fan of "Star Wars."

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Are you a Trekker?

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: No, I am a Wars-Head.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: Well, live long and prosper.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE CHEWBACCA: May the Force be with you.

GUY AT COMIC CONVENTION DRESSED LIKE SPOCK: What's that supposed to mean?

by Rob Bradfield November 21, 2010

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