In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
Get the The Lemon Lawmug. A nigga with motion will remain with motion until a nigga with equal or more motion hinders or stops their motion.
by JCrow3000 November 21, 2023
Get the 4th Law of Motionmug. A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.
When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.
The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.
The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020
Get the Tumblr's Lawmug. On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.
"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."
by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020
Get the Fletcher's lawmug. The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.
by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021
Get the Law of Appendages”mug. "....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
Get the Robertoe's Lawmug. Mikhail's law is when you get rejected and move on to a new woman. It is also when you get dumped you date someone new the next day. This law is not usually effect boys named Mikhail but was named because a boy named Mikhail Mawlynnong, Meghalaya who was rejected many times and was picked up by a unknown white man visiting the small town when he heard some girls talking about Mikhail.
by A urban Canadian May 28, 2023
Get the Mikhail's lawmug.