A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
Get the red dragon blumpkinmug. An individual that wakes up cranky, unsociable and irritated, taking their frustrations out on others.
My daughter knew she had to wake up early this morning for her doctor's appointment, instead she chose to stay on Tik Tok until 4am, waking up as a sleepless dragon!
by Creativelingo July 26, 2020
Get the Sleepless Dragonmug. A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
by MadMark255 December 13, 2024
Get the Dragon Dookiemug. A absolute dogshit anime that is so dogshit that even dogs shit when watching this trash of an anime made by dogshit people. Only people who eat DOGSHIT like this DOGSHIT anime. tHE CHARACTERS ARE DOGSHIT THE PLOT IS DOGSHIT THE ANIMATION IS DOGSHIT THE FIGHTSCENE IS DOGSHIT LIKE IF YOU LIKE THIS ANIME YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GET CHECKED OUT BY A DOCTOR FOR HAVING DOGSHIT SYNDROME.
Person 1:Hey did you watched Dragon Ball Z?
Person 2: Yeh it was so absolutely DOGSHIT that my DOGSHIT and I now have DOGSHIT syndrome.
Person 2: Yeh it was so absolutely DOGSHIT that my DOGSHIT and I now have DOGSHIT syndrome.
by U$$$AAA August 8, 2023
Get the DRAGON BALL Zmug. by Velocity dragons June 22, 2019
Get the Velocity dragonsmug. by It’sMe! September 1, 2019
Get the Swagger Dragonmug. by C-Live May 16, 2020
Get the riding the white dragonmug.