Porn

Did you mean "Cocaine"?

Erotic material made to brainwash you.

Porn is a highly addictive drug and leads to problems such as depression, having no friends, being antisocial etc.

Not consuming porn includes effects such as the following:

Super strength, teleportation, flight, high IQ, lots of bitches, being respected, energy boost, increased testosterone, increased confidence, transcend reality, and so on. (If I list everything, there's not gonna be enough space here)

by edranka October 3, 2024

choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 14, 2018

diarreah porn

It's where you take eating ass to a whole other level. You eat peoples shit. Ex. 2 girls 1 cup

OMG. Cheryl gave me the best diarreah porn of my life! Wtf is wrong with me have I sinned past the point of return oh please god help I am dying on the bathroom floor my mom overdosed on Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears Andy dads left town all i have left is Cheryl's turds

by Cheryl's Boyfriend November 19, 2019

Porn

Shut up, your in 4th grade with your friends in the classroom or at a sleepover screaming at every word you type in your not cool you weirdo but it’s just sex so there go brag to the kids in your class you know what porn is

Hey guys I look up PORN I’m so cool

by Youknowmeloser May 22, 2022

Porn

sexual videos

I watch alot of porn

by handle1789 September 29, 2021

Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.

Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.

by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019

porn intake

the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.

chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"

dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."

by simponastick August 19, 2021