A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!
by The Etter January 15, 2015
Get the Virginia forest firemug. by Stupid little dumb idiot December 1, 2024
Get the Fire in the holemug. When you boil your cum, then she drinks it while its warm. This causes her to breathe fire like a dragon.
by Spook is fine June 16, 2021
Get the Tropical fire dragonmug. by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
Get the Firemug. 1. A Small Firework That Has A Fuse Where You Light And Watch It fire up for around 8 seconds
2. A Angry Redneck
2. A Angry Redneck
1. (Lights Fire Cracker Then Throws Them At Grandpa while he's resting on rocker)
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!
by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017
Get the FIRE CRACKERmug. The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023
Get the Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathingmug. 