by SexyPigBoi May 5, 2021

A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.
Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.
Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.
Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
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by Poopyfunny September 29, 2019

When someone always f*cks up and will never get a good education and live a terrible life beyond school! And they have the worst hair ever!
by FastBlue24 March 19, 2019

Shane sagi george is a hot guy who has a girlfriend who is 4000 miles away from him thus proving he is mature enough to keep a long distance girlfriend. If you ask him for proof about it he will even say that she lived on that street which is infact true if you search it up. Shane is the epitome of a chad who had to cut down his muscle mass just so it would be fair for other guys to pull girls. Shane is also the brother of tim who well known by every female with a pulse.
by Black retard September 18, 2021
