Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Egg

Chicken descendents

I ate an egg

by Eggmab April 4, 2020

Egg launcher

A very derogatory way to tell someone that they are a day white who has had multiple children with multiple men.

That chicken was an Egg Launcher

by Egg Launcher December 6, 2017

Egg Wash

Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.

Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.

by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009

since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

by Mango Rubicoon February 6, 2017

egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.

Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"

by C_Corpze May 14, 2024