December

It's no dick December for girls and gay guys

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you it's no dick December

by thorlookalike November 15, 2019

december 13

december 13 is the day the most iconic album by harry styles fine line came out!!! harry styles is god!!! stream for clear skin!! SHIIIINE STEP IN TO THE LIGHT

someone: what day is it?
me: ITS DECEMBER 13 FINE LINE IS OUT GO FUCKINMGNG STREAM

by cherrydior November 16, 2019

December 13

The day when the second album "Fine Line" by legendary Harry Styles is released! The best Friday 13th ever!

It's FINALLY December 13th! Time to go and stream "Fine Line" by Harry Styles!!!

by IMMAFOOL_DUH November 16, 2019

No cry december

You need to hold your tears back for whole December. You can cry from joy but not sadness.

ncd-no cry december

by Pignado November 16, 2019

December 2nd

The most beautiful girl that you could think of, she is really shy, really nice...And also really attractive to boys, and really interested in her school work.🤩

Boy: Omg she is really Beautiful.

Girl: Because girls that are born on December 2nd, are very Beautiful.

by Hailey Bain November 17, 2019

December 9

Guys who are born on this day, issa crackhead and talking Spanish. Yikes

- Meme Kæresten

Guy 1: “When is your birthday?”
Guy 2: “December 9th”
Guy 1: “Wow, then good luck you crackhead who’s talking spanish”

by Lmaobyee04 November 17, 2019

December 4th

Hey Ladies have you wanted to call that one special person “bro” for a while but you know he’d get mad?! Well today’s the day

Charli: Hey bro
Jack: Huh!?

Charli: you can’t get mad! it’s December 4th

by DnKnDonuts November 17, 2019