You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 15, 2025

Boo-tay call

A call or text late at night to ask someone out

Dude Hailey boo-tay called me last night, looks like I have plans this Wednesday night

by Ithoughtuploadingwaseasier November 21, 2016

call install

When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.

I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Tallahassee Turkey Call

When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.

After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.

by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022

Timeout call

When a ho does a date but dips out during oral

Her timeout call was a welcome relief from her crooked teeth

by Big nut bust February 24, 2021

Ball Call

When a male is contacted after 12 AM about potential sexual relations .

Yo, bro. Stephanie totally ball called me last night. We went balls to the wall. Bingo Bango Bongo.

by Clay.Rosema.54 March 10, 2020

Ball Call

When you jerk off in a call.

"Jake did a ball call the other day and it was super aggressive."

by BallSac Gang February 04, 2021