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Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…
by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025
mugGet the Bum-fuck Nowheremug.

Bum-noting

When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!

Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."

"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025
mugGet the Bum-notingmug.

bum

by youbumbruh May 4, 2018
mugGet the bummug.

Bum off

BUM OFF
BUM OFF U CHICKAN
by djmacncheezy February 2, 2021
mugGet the Bum offmug.

Bum dealer

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan
“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER
by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019
mugGet the Bum dealermug.

bum clapwang

tasty bum clapwang
huge bum clapwang
by wink wink ur a chink January 24, 2020
mugGet the bum clapwangmug.

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