Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.

After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.

by DingDane January 2, 2018

boner bake

Chicken bake and a royal honey packet

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and head to the gym

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023

side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...

Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker

by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016