June 5

Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can

Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!

by Anonymous Anonymousanonymousan October 30, 2019

December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them

Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit

by Junkostan December 5, 2020

skibidi sigma grimace shake kai cenat duke dennis baby gronk level 5 gyatt alpha rizzler

if someone says this to you then you are the true king of the ancient colony of the sigma skibidi rizzlers and you have unlimited rizz. you have so much rizz that you can rizz up a level 5 gyatt!!

You are skibidi sigma grimace shake kai cenat duke dennis baby gronk level 5 gyatt alpha rizzler!! Omg ur so rizzy 😍😍.

by rizzard of oz 🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️ May 21, 2024

5+7

gay maths

"what's gay math?"
"Sorta like, 5+7"

by ilovetherockxxx December 21, 2022

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

Happy 5

A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.

Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”

by Orangbutane May 6, 2018

5 Star girl

exactly like the word says. a girl so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars.
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star girl minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5 sta June 30, 2023