Ashbourne Birds

A girl from ashbourne who drinks every 2 days in the weir and gets gangbanged by 4 fellas for some cocaine

guy 1:this chick is sexy man. guy 2: shes one of them ashbourne birds shes a walking std dont go near that cokehead

by urbansoupgod October 6, 2022

Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.

Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.

by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024

Bird day

Bird day is a day on 1st of April in which everybody is required to express their support for all birds by engaging in birdposting

We must birdpost because it's Bird Day

by talpro March 31, 2025

Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.

"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".

by Olliepop October 26, 2012

Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020

Bird

The word

Everybody knows about the bird

by Jdidehuxhdudh July 10, 2019

Fur bird

An expression used when it is extremely cold. The mythical 'fur bird' sits around saying "Fur-fur-fur-fur-fur-fuck it's cold!"

The fur birds are out and about this morning

by SillyBugger24601 January 12, 2020