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Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017
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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it impossible to defend.

It can be used as defence against attackers, kidnappers, or other bad guys.

It's also a well known dance move, first popularized in Mexico.
Bag guy: I'm robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punch es with both fists at the same time.

Bad guy: *is confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 18, 2024
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Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.
by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010
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the old punching bag

Is a term that refers to the male genitals
by Yeoldjokster May 6, 2016
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punching the bunny

what girls do when they are alone and in need of a man
Dude I just walked in on your sister. She was totally punching the bunny
by bunny punching fan August 3, 2010
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Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)
Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today
by Mirt January 7, 2024
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