The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
by U adopted June 9, 2022
Get the Michael Baronemug. Future Congressman of TN01
by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022
Get the Michael Leonemug. The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.
Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!
by 423042 October 7, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Get the Jonathan Michael McKenziemug. Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
by Funnel-King May 11, 2018
Get the Michael Woodmug. He is a gaming YouTuber who streams and post NASCAR related content. He has 65,000+ subscribers on YouTube. He started his current YouTube channel in February 2016.
by massify June 19, 2025
Get the Michael Mruczmug. The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.
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Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy
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by bowieeatshisbootyinfrontofyou December 7, 2020
Get the Aidan Michael Murphymug.