Taking it in the ass from a man in a Trump hat with several venereal diseases, who is shouting about covid-19 being a conspiracy, while you nod along.
Rod had a great night yesterday with Jeff. After they went to the patriot prayer rally, they went home and Jeff have Rod a Dirty Dutcher.
by TimesAreToughMan February 27, 2021

by CozyBoys840 November 6, 2013

When you insert your own finger into your own anus, and poke it into someone’s ear. Similar to a Wet Willy, but ones anus is the starting orifice...
My roommate drank the last white claw and didn’t get a new pack, so I gave him a dirty swab while he was sleeping...
by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

by korkluver78 February 2, 2022

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.
Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!
Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.
Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.
by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

by 500ToothDinasar February 28, 2023

The art of wearing a rubber dogs mask, whilst watching somebody masturbate their way into their birthday.
I'm going to don my alsatian mask and carry out a dirty cuthbert on Elijah - he turns 26 in 15 minutes!
by BobbyBanks82 May 24, 2020
