ben zapp

Someone who is easy to find in life but hard to find on the internet. Always blames things on Harper

Guy 1: I can't find anything on this guy online but I always run into him in person
Guy 2: sounds like a real ben zapp
Guy 1: yeah he says it was Harpers fault

by CartboyMVP July 6, 2017

Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease

Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"

by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009

ben

A holy god that decides your fate of life.

<3 ben

"Ben, Is Anthony straight? hohoho, hoohoho, hohoho, no"

by forkfrenzythethird February 16, 2022

Ben Schuey.

The homie under any circumstance. A Ben Schuey is an extremely rare personality, as he outranks every other male in the socio-sexual hierarchy. An absolute bringer of amazing vibes every time. Ben Schuey is a friend you want to have.

Ben Schuey: “ Yoooo, not to name drop but Ben Schuey and I are about to create the best bass-line ever. You in???” He vibrates amazingly always. It is his purpos. I dare you to find a circumstance where this man won’t vibe. It is the definition of Ben Schuey.

by sneak fucker February 19, 2022

Ben Aris

A high school runner that has the biggest gay

Look at Ben Aris

by Bob38227 October 27, 2018

Ben

A boy that looks like a mf cinnamon roll with all them fat rolls. He got freckles that cover his whole damn face. His dick only be the size of a chihuahuas leg. He is a sexist pig that luers girls in by being nice and then raping them in a pirtapotty at a siccer game. He tries to put his finger uo butts and blames everyone else. YeH if you know a Ben you nigut not want to follow hum into. Portapotty.

Oh you know Ben?! Dont go into a portapotty with him he will rape you.

by Random human 234 April 26, 2019

Ben Matthews

Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.

Ben Matthews is what ye are

by buritobun089 August 19, 2018