Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.

'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'

by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.

A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."

by yogha April 1, 2024

Oklahoma beer fountain

When a dude butt chugs a beer, then proceeds to get fucked by another dude. Causing a beer fountain when they’re done

I heard Nick did a Oklahoma beer fountain last week

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Oklahoma beer fountain

When one dude buttchugs a beer then gets fucked causing a beer fountain after wards

I love a good Oklahoma beer fountain

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Beer Science

The only branch of academia where "further research" is just an excuse to open a fourth bottle on a Tuesday night. It turns "drinking alone" into "conducting a sensory evaluation" and "being hungover" into "gathering data on ethanol metabolites."

I'm not 'wasted' at 2:00 PM!

I’m deep into some beer science regarding the flavor stability of my barrel-aged stout. Now pass me the data opener!🍺

by @BigMac January 30, 2026