jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.

look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty

by lovergirllx March 08, 2024

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Sam and Jake

Coldest duo on earth

Sam and Jake are so fit

by nuxxi February 23, 2023

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Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

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Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women

oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying

by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023

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