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Je$u$

What some may consider a reference to a mythical-magical Christian Jesus, or not, which places emphasis on the fact that often a large part of organized some religion is a money-making scam designed by charismatic and unscrupulous religious-leaders to separate the gullible and poorly educated from their money which greatly overshadows any actual mundane benefits given to the religious community as it instead lines the pockets of and enriches the religious leaders.
Je$u$ wants you to give to the BIG-church so the pastor can get a new Mansion and Jet to seduce his concubines with as he uses the tax code "Every organization exempt from federal income tax under IRS 501(a) must file an annual information return except: 1) A church .... " to remain unaccountable and hide the fact that he is just scamming people from their money instead of using the funds for social good as was intended by the religious exception in the tax code -- make religious institutions accountable by demanding they file an accounting form, like most every other charitable organizations must do, since large and small religious institutions have proven over and over again that they can't police themselves.
by DoorKnobHead March 28, 2019
mugGet the Je$u$mug.

no u

when us get roasted,nico,david,joshua
by _unknownzz_x June 5, 2018
mugGet the no umug.

The U

by TAZe Camo June 11, 2018
mugGet the The Umug.

Rudy "Frannie" U.

A smart ass.likes to take it up the anal hole.fat.
by Mike Heller June 8, 2004
mugGet the Rudy "Frannie" U.mug.

no u

the single greatest comeback to ever be uttered by any human being that exists,has existed, ever will exist, and ever could exist in alternate timelines
"you're an idiot". "no u"
by nopleaseohgodnoplease October 20, 2020
mugGet the no umug.

twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009
mugGet the twit-u-busmug.

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google
mugGet the q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n mmug.

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