Skip to main content

obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama
"Obama Jesus will strike you down"
by Boymansupa September 13, 2021
mugGet the obama jesusmug.

Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !
by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020
mugGet the Stinky Jesusmug.

Jesus Dominguez

one of the best people ever and best cousin ever bc they are and they make VERY good food
by ed shartan December 2, 2021
mugGet the Jesus Dominguezmug.

Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
mugGet the Jesus Lightingmug.

The Jesus Fandom

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
by Echophobia April 26, 2022
mugGet the The Jesus Fandommug.

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
mugGet the Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email