David herman is the modern day King David Sent by shiva to be the Only true God of the world. You can find him in some place in Ohio USA
He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..
He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..
Their are many false beliefs, and other misunderstandings from things that have no base according to the truth, for what this name is. David Herman in truth is a man of God, is unique and believes in Jesus Christ, the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. His purpose is intended for God's will, and does not have anyone in his life, he only throughout his whole life has one person in truth that has been given to him as his brother in Jesus Christ. Otherwise it is just him and the Almighty father.
by It's The Niggas July 09, 2023
A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.
by Fuchsie May 08, 2012
David King is Dead By Daylights first queer character, being gay. He’s from Manchester, had rich parents, drank a lot, and was a scrapper. He’s very hot.
Man 1: Did you see the new collection?
Man 2: Yeah, did you see David Kings new skin?
Man 1: Hell yeah, I’m gay as shit.
Man 2: Me too!
Man 2: Yeah, did you see David Kings new skin?
Man 1: Hell yeah, I’m gay as shit.
Man 2: Me too!
by Davidkingsbf December 30, 2024
david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
by vanillaflavouredcumbaglolxd November 03, 2022
by David's star December 20, 2021