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3 can kalil

A dick so big it caused Russia to touch Alaska.
My 3 can kalil put her in the emergency room.
by Miss Mona November 7, 2025
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WE CAN GET IT ON

Meaning let’s get it popping right here rn created by the rapper/influencer@gyano
by G yanoo June 23, 2025
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Mrs. Can

She’s a Can Mrs. Can
Woah it’s Mrs. Can wowie she exists!
by CanChan March 1, 2020
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Cans-Only'd

When you're at the show and need to throw away your trash but you walk all the way over to the bin to find out it is for "Cans Only".
Check out that guy doing the walk of shame with all this trash; He just got Cans-Only'd!
by MullFonty March 14, 2021
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redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.
by QuacksO December 30, 2021
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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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