Bum

Always being lazy and looking lazy by wearing something so comfy and having messy hair

Lesslie looks like a bum today

by Justtellingfacts December 15, 2018

Bum

The word “bum” and the person “Aiden Weinberger” are of equal equivalence. Aiden Weinberger is there biggest bum in all of great neck if not the entire world, and is such a bum that he’s in his own club that even meddy can join. All he does is bum all day every day and calls other people bums when they aren’t even close to being one, let alone miles away from being on Aiden Weinberger’s level of bumness. He is simply just on another level of bum that nobody can ever reach him no matter what.

“Hey, Is that Aiden Weinberger?”
“Yes, he’s the biggest bum in all of Great Neck. Don’t go near him he’s contagious.”
“Wow, now I’ll never go near the biggest bum in all of great neck, thanks!”

by ScrubIt6969 August 28, 2021

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

by Seatthell November 24, 2024

Cheeky bum sex

A word to describe somebody whose had cheeky bum sex.

Person: woah is that Ethan?
Person2: yeah he had cheeky bum sex

Person3: here comes cheeky bum sex!

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

poky bum head

That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.

poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."

by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018

coconut bum

someone who is dumb

“oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”

by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 26, 2019