by heeshuger June 21, 2021
Get the straight cheese curdingmug. Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas
TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
by Sh4d0wz June 26, 2023
Get the Alpha Straightmug. (Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
Get the Shit's Straight Bonkersmug. by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012
Get the Straight skatemug. Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess đź‘Ź it is very very very very very very hard.
If you are one then congrats I guess đź‘Ź it is very very very very very very hard.
fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
Get the Straight-A studentmug. Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
by Cringeologist March 9, 2021
Get the Straight-uwumug. A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
Get the You’re as straight as your hairmug.