Cum-cuddle

When you creampie your partner, possibly accidentally, then proceed with spooning without cleaning up right away

“My boyfriend cum-cuddled with me last night, it was awesome and so warm”

by Dragontokill August 9, 2018

cum flop

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.

last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

Cum shack that

the absolute best pick-up line you can use when you see a TOTALLY THICC KWEEN WITH A BIG BOOTAY (male or female)

Barbara: "HEY RON, CUM SHACK THAT ON ME WILLY"

Ron: "well barbara, you honestly are the uglyest woman i have ever seen a i know about your pucci cooties , but you have such a way with words. Yes, yes i will shack that for you hunni ass"

by UrMomsSugarDadd May 19, 2018

Cum catcher

Late 80's, early 90s female hair style featuring 'bangs', raised and curled forward to retain semen otherwise lost following blowjob ejaculation that goes too far.

" let's work that cum catcher listed on sweetie"

by Lquid May 26, 2018

Cum Clot

When the toilet paper soaked in seminal fluids clogs the downstairs toilet and you know it was your cum.

Shit, The toilet is clogged from my Cum Clot!

by T-Boofy July 21, 2019

Cum Brush

Another way to describe a penis

Dude last night I pulled out my cum brush and painted Brittany’s face.

by Ouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2019

Brrm and cum

When you insert a fleshlight into a cars exhaust (preferably modified for 2step), then stick your dick in the fleshlight and don't take it out, then get one of your friends to sit in the front and 2step the hell out of it while your dick is in the fleshlight. Once your dick is completely off, insert a new fleshlight and swap with your friend.

"Yo Blake you want to brrm and cum with me this weekend?"
"Sure dude"

by pngn3 May 13, 2019