pants

Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.

My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005

pants

you wear ‘em

“Are those pants your wearing?”
“Yes,”

by sun stoke April 12, 2022

Pants

A word British people use instead of Shit

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants

by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023

pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.

Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.

by Definitonmaker September 14, 2022

Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane

Wow he’s really panting around!

by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019

pants

Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.

dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks

by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008

Pants

Slang/street terminology traditionally used to reference street heroin, but used with rapidly growing popularity to reference street fentanyl with its growing popularity. Historically pants can refer to any street opioid,. Note* Sides=crystal meth; shirts = crack cocaine.

-Hey bro you got pants?

_Yeah we got pants, sides, and killer shirts yo! I have soft to, buy only pussys still rail that kids baby candy.
-Word, I'm good for shirts n' sides. I only got 2 bills anyways so just a 1/2 ball o' pants.
_I can give ya 1/2 ball and a couples pts of side.
-Right on, this your benzo pants right?
_OF COURSE! Best shit around...put ya on the nod for sure, and have your new custy to OD ratio will be off the charts. I'm getting at least 10 new customers for everyone that drops man!
-Fuckin' rights!!! Oh and I'll take an ounce of soft...
_WHAT? you fucking pussy!

- Shut up! You know I'm cookin shirts bro.
_yeah yeah, that's what they all say

by I have what you need May 28, 2022