International throw kinda tall people day 

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter

Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day

International throw kinda tall people day by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day 

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

National Short People Named Marius Day by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

national british people day! 

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

national british people day! by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021

National Short People Day 

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

National Short People Day by nonrupt October 20, 2021

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day 

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day by The Moorinator October 21, 2021

throw tall people day 

on october 21 you can throw anyone 6 ft or above

it is throw tall people day! yay!

throw tall people day by gabeba October 21, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

National throw short people day by The cuh October 27, 2021