So-straight

When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.

Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.

by Billcody33 October 17, 2020

Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.

Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!

by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Trans-straight

Trans-straight -> To be a transgender person, but like the opposite gender of the one you transitioned to

Person 1: I'm trans-straight

Person 2: oh that clears up the confusion on what I should say your Sexuality is

by Atl4s the trans-straight January 9, 2023

Straight with extra steps

Being bisexual dating a bisexual

Hey bro are you dating someone

Then:yeah she bi
So y'all are straight with extra steps

by Hehe funny October 21, 2025

Straight

Bad. Bad. Bad. No homo=No life.

Straights are dumb asf bc they want straight pride and a straight pride flag? sorry wtf

Hollie: Omg are you straight?
Coby: yeah
Hollie: ew betch thats fucking disgusting. ur gay now

by morehomobro April 16, 2020

pencil straight

extremely straight; like a pencil

i have pencil straight hair

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023