louisiana michael myers

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.

"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023

Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.

"Yo that motherfucker's got hella Michael Cera Rizz"

by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023

Michael

Has a big pp

Wow, Michael is so hot

by m_blob November 22, 2021

michael

A Bitch

omg your is such a michael

by 27krell November 22, 2021

Michael

A wifeophile, a man who gets aroused by married women.

Don't get your wife along, I heard Tim is a Michael.

He Michael-ed his way towards the old woman.

by Greyfam November 22, 2021

Michael

Very tall. Very very tall. Nice bloke, very friendly. Tough bloke too. Not afraid to stand up to people to help his friends out. Can be religious, not always though. Short black hair. Has loving friends.

Hey Michael, how's the weather up there?

by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021

Michael

a person that's full of shit and highkey cringe and doesn't know when to go away

person1: aye did you see what that guy did?
person2: yea it was hella cringe mans is such a Michael

by eishyouwishyouknew November 22, 2021