Daniel K

He goes by the name Dan the man or Dk (donkey kong) His first name is Daniel and last name starts with a K and normally is called daniel k if there are 2 daniels in the friend group but he dosent mind. Hes a great man hes always managed to be 5 to 10 cm taller then you. Normally if theres 2 daniels in the group daniel k is the more calm and isnt crazy one of the group but both daniels are smart but we all know daniel k is the smartest even tho there is some other smart kid part of the friend group that flexes, but daniel k is the smartest of the group hes really kind and just different to other daniels he has a lot of rizz and he should be in your top 5 friends otherwise your a terrible friend hes always there and you should go to him for advice because he may not give the best advice as some of your other friends still go to him, he could get many girls even if he doesnt want them and doesnt want a gf till later on, he is also hansom and is a really cool friend to be around and many more wonderful things about him

(this isnt a daniel k writting this)
Guy: Yo daniel k my man
Daniel k: whaats up g
Guy: look at those really hot pretty girls your rizzly why dont you get one
daniel k: i dont need any girls yet but i can help you get your crush
Guy: omg rlly tysm, btw why do u not like any girls i swear youve never liked anyone
(examples are endless)

by anonymous September 8, 2023

The letter k

It sucks and ppl w the name k are short and look like a toad and k is the worst letter in the world

I hate “the letter k”

by Henry the fith November 27, 2021

K d c

Popularized in the 1860s, Generals of the Marine Corps were in distress by a phenomenon they (denoted) kdc.

The distress and pensiveness was caused by Commanders when they PTSD caused them to not care about the world. Simply put, Kommandos (k) just did not (d) care at all (c). Which usually trumped the troops morale greatly.

To this day, distressed members use this word to describe their friend's negligence to a person's return home.

I did everything I could to get his attention, but k d c..

by ElBlues November 15, 2019

Oliver K

A weird guy that just follows you around whilst talking about trains

John: "I really like trains"
Paul: "You sound like a right Oliver Kirkby"

by calceo April 16, 2024

Gracie k

Gracie k is a lovely ASMR youtuber from Colorado who deserves the world. She is beautiful on the inside and the outside :)
We all love her and we‘re proud flower children
Gracie is also really passionate about saving the environment <3

Gracie k: you look gorgeous today
Me *crying*: thanks Gracie you’re the first person ever telling me that

by Annlovesblacky March 23, 2019

kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and starts playing on it

Man1: Hey Kitty! Jump off the keyboard now!!!
*looks at his email*
*Dear sir,
kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p*
*with a final paw at the enter key, his e-mail is sent*

by ProgrammingKeeda September 10, 2020

K pop sexual

When you are a k pop stan and you are really attracted to the members of groups and you are a fucking simp and can't have a gf/bf because you like Korean boys/girls

person: I like you
k pop sexual: are u a Korean girl/boy
person: no
k pop sexual: k bye

by Miho.jghk January 22, 2021