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Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity
John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
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beat

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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
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type beat

means to agree with your peers
Friend1: yo I want some chick-fil-a

Friend 2: type beat
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beating the bishop

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop
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Beat a pink's day

theres a one man names pink in discord we need to beat him in the Feb 12
beat him next day!
BEAT A PINK'S DAY NOW!
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