Redneck abortion but easier.
Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs
by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024
Get the Scrambled eggsmug. Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 30, 2020
Get the SunnyScrambledUp eggmug. When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up
Getting rejected, stood up
Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
by KappaGee February 15, 2020
Get the Getting Eggsmug. by Hortongirl February 23, 2018
Get the Scab eggsmug. An oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane.
by Eggdaegdaeg September 5, 2017
Get the Eggmug. A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
Get the Popped Eggmug. 