who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019

C U Next Tuesday

An acrostic poem spelling out the rather rude word CUNT. This can be used when talking to a bitch.

"I hate you' said the bitch
"C U Next Tuesday" I replied

by JustTori August 19, 2018

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by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

goni se u tri picke materine

when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.

“HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”

by malzilover November 20, 2021

no.soup.f4.u

no.soup.f4.u Is the definition of the word awesome and cool

Me: look at no.soup.f4.u‘s comment its so funny
Friend: who is that?

Me: we can’t be friends if you don’t know who that is.

by Ravboo September 19, 2021

U-Turn

When in a three-way, or group sex situation, when you pull out of one persons ass and shove your dick straight into someone else's mouth.

I saw the dick headed for my face, so I opened my lips. But I never would have done it, had I known it had just pulled out of someone's ass; and was in the middle of a U-Turn.

by Str8Encular October 20, 2015