california corn roll

To deficate on your partner's chest, ejaculate on the feces, and then have your partner consume the semen covered feces.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her a California Corn Roll.

by HavocUnited June 25, 2008

Rock N Roll

1)A term used to describe an overhyped fad. 2)A word used to describe an exhausted genre. 3)A phrase used to describe the end result of poor musicians, who are even worse lyricists, composing a horrendously sounding 1 to 2.5 minute song that is hailed by the bourgeoisie, not because of any inherent greatness in compostion or artistic value, but because it provides catharsis in a boring materialistic non-spiritual society. Most 'great' rock ideas have been stolen from blues, gospel, and jazz artists who labored with genuine passion to produce something complex, original, and timeless.

Johnny: Hey those black people have a good musical idea.
David: Let's repackage it and serve it to the middle class.
Johnny: We'll call it Rock N Roll
David: Yeah. Find someone with mediocre musical skills.
Johnny: We'll appeal to short sighted youth.
David: We'll be millionaires.
Johnny: We'll save the world.
David: Rock On.

by Melizza September 24, 2005

tootsie roll pop

After playing with someone's anal cavity with a finger, the finger has fecal matter on it.

It's a good thing Mark is into scat since Barbara gave me a tootsie roll pop when we double teamed her.

by chris giocondo April 19, 2006

Slow your roll

Back off, mind your own business, shut up, bug out, get lost, go away, zip your lip, hush up, put a sock in it

Slow your roll: I have a juicy bit of gossip to tell you.

by Hay Stack August 29, 2009

Real Nigga Roll Call

A song made by Li'l Jon, Ice Cube and The EastSideWest Boyz with 295 dirty words.

Yeaaauuh, what's up? Right about now, it's time for the Real Nigga Roll Call! Now when you hear your city or state? Uh-huh, big call? What? Put your motherf**kin' middle finger up in this bitch!

by jpegamesen December 13, 2013

tootsie roll

the piece of cat shit used when executing a poo handle.

i grabbed a tootsie roll from Fluffy's litter box for the poo handle i'm gonna run on my manager.

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

i used to roll the dice

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay

I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.

by The blabber mouth February 26, 2021